Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Yet-to-be-approved Juggle-In events: OZZY SAYS

Ward Hartenstein submitted this to the Facebook Event page today

Yet-to-be-approved Juggle-In events: OZZY SAYS
Of course the only reason that it's yet to be approved is that we are waiting Ozzy Osbourne's availability to attend the 38th RIT Spring Juggle-In event (April 10-12, 2015)

Yet-to-be-approved Juggle-In events: OZZY SAYS
Based on the ever popular “Simon Says” competition, this juggling event would feature iconic utterances from Black Sabbath lead singer, Ozzy Osbourne, such as:
Ozzy says, “Juggle with boots of lead to fill your victims full of dread.”
Ozzy says, “Rocket engines burning fuel so fast, juggle in the black sky so vast.”
Ozzy says, “Now you know the scene, juggle until your skin starts turning green.”
Ozzy says, “Juggle now and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry.”
Ozzy says, “Robot minds of robot slaves, juggle to atomic rage.”
Ozzy says, “Big black shapes with eyes of fire, juggle as the flames get higher!”
Ozzy says, “Take your walk of remorse, juggle in the body of a corpse.”
Ozzy says, “I’ve seen a look of evil in your eyes. Your juggling fills me full of lies.”

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